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The King's Crown |
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Once upon a time, there was a king who had a special crown. The king's name was King Stuart (Stue), and he was not all too crazy ahout the people in "Stue's Kingdomia". (his kingdom) A terrible tragedy occurred! Somebody stole Stue's crown. Stue immediately set off to find himself some true and worthy knights to find his lovely, gold crown, which he knew had been stolen by the dreaded Lord Vladimour. (Vlad) who wanted to implode it!. Stue found four knights: Sir Dumbell, (purple armour), Sir Lazybum, (yellow armour), Sir Fearful (blue armour), and Sir Boaster (red armour).Their swords were books, and their shields were pillows. Are these four going to defeat Vlad's red and black (Vlad's favourite colours) army and his dragon and bring back Stue's magnificent crown? |
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King Stuart had a map which would lead to Lord Vlad's hideout, and he gave it to Sir Dumbell. Sir Dumbell, being not too smart, thought the map was just some old paper with drawings, and didn't bother to show it to anyone in his group. Sir Lazybum, on the other hand, wanted to hurry to the castle of Lord Vlad only because he wanted to catch some relaxation on his comfy couch. Sir Fearful kept asking if they would get hurt, and held on tightly to the shield of Sir Boastful, who kept bragging about how much faster he was than the others. They walked in the forest first, and then through a clearing, and then ONE BY ONE, each knight fell into quicksand! The map came out of Sir Dumbell's pocket, and flew into Sir Fearful's hand. Sir Fearful, afraid to see what was on the map, quickly gave it to Sir Boastful, promising to tell everyone how great he was if he read the information for him. Of course, Sir Boastful agreed. Luckily, the paper explained that if they would get stuck in quicksand, the only way to get out was to find a black box somewhere in the quicksand and open it. This would immediately free them. They also found the exact directions to Lord Vlad's castle in the box. The first mission they had was to defeat the robot guards, about fifty of them, who were positioned at the castle door. The knights tried to figure a way to get in around them, when suddenly Sir Fearful started to scream hysterically in terror. One by one, the robots' ears fell off from the shrill piercing sound which his screams made. The robots then fell apart, piece by piece. This was the knights' first victory. In the castle at last, the knights were met by another large group of Vlad's warriors, who were wearing heavy masks on their faces. Sir Fearful fainted, Sir Dumbell asked if it was a Halloween party, and Sir Lazybum ran for the couch. The warriors approached Sir Boastful, who thought they were coming towards him for his autograph. He took out his pen. As they came closer to Sir Boastful, they took off their masks, and to everyone's surprise, the warriors were women! When they took a look at how gorgeous Sir Boastful was, they dropped their swords, and fainted. This was the knights' second victory. Now, all they had to do was slay Vlad's dragon, find Vlad, and get the crown back.Their training had taught them how to kill the dragon. They put all their powers, strengths and weapons together. The four shields became one gigantic shield, and the four swords became one gigantic sword. The team of knights turned into one gigantic man. They now were ready to slay the dragon! As the fire breeding dragon approached, the humungous man cut off the dragon's head with his massive sword. The dragon immediately fell to the ground. Suddenly, the dragon's fire turned into a thick gaseous smoke which exploded, and the dragon died! Now the four knights once again materialized, and walked through the castle to find Lord Vlad and the crown. There were no more obstacles in their way. Or were there? |
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They walked and walked until they came to a tower. It was the biggest in the castle, and so they climbed it. As soon as they got to the top, they found a trap step that popped up, with three masked warriors on it. Sir Boastful thought he could handle them by himself, but when they took off their masks, they turned into giant Cyclopses. Sir Boastful asked them if they wanted his picture, while Sir Dumbell suggested to the other two that they try to attack them. Sir Fearful was sweating from fear so much, that the sweat poured onto the floor, and caused the first Cyclops to slip, fall and take the other Cyclopses with him, like in a game of Dominoes. They were all unconscious. Sir Lazybum wanted to return to the castle to relax, while Sir Fearful held Sir Boastful's hand all the way. As they walked along the halls, they saw no knights, warriors or Lord Vlad, only mirrors, which made Sir Boastful happy as he looked at each one. Finally, they came to a door which said, "No Entering!" With the others behind him, Sir Boastful entered and saw Lord Vlad sitting in a chair looking at the King's crown. Since there were no more warriors to protect Vlad, he ran out of the room screaming for help, while the King's four knights grabbed the crown, which they would return to the King. The King was so happy to have his crown back, that he awarded $25,000.00 to each knight, and there were celebrations throughout the kingdom. |
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